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shaunplus:

So I wasted gas to drive to a city half an hour away in order to sell my blood.

They turned me down because I was “too bruised.” So I’m basically a rejected peach.

(Source: shaunplus)

And who can forget prayer cat

deer dary

2nite we getin lotsa slet n ice n shyt! i hoep dat we get asnow dai 2morow! i wnt hav 2 go n sit n lisen to blah bla bla skool sux so bad i kant smok der or nuthin. an i h8 math!!!!!!!!! i dnt get it. liek how cn u hav a neg #? u cant ordr -2 hambrgrs or get a -6pk o ber! i dnt get it, is stopid! like, u cn order 0 burgrs n get no brgr but if u order -2 brgrs den how dey gonna not giv u 2 brgrs? like, dey cnt give u none cuz -2 is less dan 0 so idk. dem loozerz @ mcdolans dnt no ether! if ur adres was -532 malpe ave, den wud u b 532ft underrgrownd? idk imma b a bartendr wen i get outa skool. i gota be 20 an a day but il sel wed untel den. or il b a strippper dats an ez job just dancin nakud. dont take no mat or reding or nething!

neway i heop we get sno day! i dnt wnt 2 c nobody i jus wana slep and be on teh enternet an b on tumblr an watxh moves! eet popcroon and if mom an dad gotta go2 werk den imma drink dey beers n get so dunk n camhore #YOLO wen dey ask me wer de bers went il jus tell em my brohter dunk em. he done it b4 so watevr deyll beleve me! fukem if dey dont. #snwoday! #YOLO!

Der Dairy,

Ths is my ruf draft 4 my creativ riting paper n my engish class. (imma copy n past).

Title: The powr of love

Laura was a grl who loved bein outdooors. one day she met a squirl. he saw her n stped climin the tree. he walkd up two her n stod up on his legs lookin at her and her lookin at him. she new somethin was diffrent bout this squirl. she held out her hand an the squirl wa;lkd into her hand. she looked at the squirl an the squirl lookd at her. the squirl wigled his noes an he trnd into a prince. Laura fell on teh grown cause he was a squirl in her hand an now hesa person. he laffed an said “I sory i scared you an she sayd “its ok”. the price was so hamson! his eyes sparkled liek chrismas lights, his body was strong, an he was tall! he looked liek jonny dep! Laura felt her hart sink an then she jus kissed him n time stood stil. Then he looks at her n says “im not relly a human, ima squirl” an he turned back! pooff! Laura’s one tru love, a squirl. She named him Jeorjie an let him go. she swore she herd the squirl say in a squirly voice ill be hear when you need me”. she smiled an walked back two the parking lott and saw a bird. she wunders if the bird is a prince to so she asks the bird an the bird flew away. she went hom an told her dad about what hapened an he lauged an sayd she was crazy. Laura went too her room an cried. then she lookd out her window an the squirl was there! she fell aslep. 

The end

Watchu think? Im turnin it in 2morrow n i ned 2 no if its good r nt. 

By misterdudee

Art by misterdudee